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Im matt im 30 from Shrewsbury, im 31 on the 25th march

Welcome Matt. Say, don't I know you from somewhere?

Mornin' and welcome to MyNotepad

oh hello James

And Dylan hmmmm i dont know

I might do ...

James

Nahh I don't think so...

I think i've seen him around too but just cant think.

*Tap dances whilst juggling bananas* any clues hmmmm no

Nope none.

That's quite a skill you have there.

*eats chocolate while typing*

Welcome to MyNotepad! Want to have a talent off?

If there's a talent off I will win!

They got told.

Of course!

im extremely talented when im asleep

I would be more talented awake since you wouldn't know what I was doing, therefore you wouldn't know how to beat me!

well so far ive survived being run over by a JCB, a Train a Plane, Flown in space like superman. Became president on the US because everone felt sorry for me, Survived 4 nuclear wars. Starred in 5 horry potter films.

Well, I've wiped out an army of zombies, I've swam across the Atlantic, I read 'War in Peace' in ten minutes and 22 seconds flat, survived a heavy does of radiation, survived the impregnation from the face hugger, have been shot, dismemebered and still survived, and I kissed Harry Potter!

i think were evens on this

I also forgot to tell you that I'm a 109 year old vampire